Here in Idaho

Archive for July, 2006

Here are the top 10 things I’ve learned after a few weeks on MySpace, or as my friend Jennifer calls it, ‘CrackSpace’:
1. The #1 job for young adults is “pimpin’”. If the “pimpin” field is a little overcrowded you can always apply to be a “gangsta”. If I [...]

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Will and I have an intricate bartering system. He pimped my blog so I cut the grass. I cut the grass so he made me (clears throat) several rum heavy strawberry daiquiries.
The kids are in bed, the blog is up and running, the house is cooling down. We settled down to [...]

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When I started my blog I struggled with what I wanted to do with this thing. In fact, my first post is a declaration of “I don’t care what you think…I’m writing for all our relatives who want to keep up with us.” Then I proceeded to write about politics and religion and [...]

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This too shall pass.

Ummm….I don’t know what happened to my blog. Will is in the process of creating a new design for me but he has to learn how to build one from scratch. Who knew this stuff was so hard to do????
So I’ve got this generic one here while he learns how to do what [...]

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Sometimes God thinks North Idaho folks are getting too uppity, what with their beautiful landscape and mild climate. So to put them in their place he sends a 100 degree heat wave. “But Kristi,” you say, “The whole country is experiencing a heat wave. What makes you think North Idaho is being especially punished, pray [...]

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…At all.
My oldest is seven today. Most of our parenting instruction up to this point has revolved around pushing, or even forcing our children towards independance. Hugs, kisses and affection, yes. But no coddling of whiny kids trying to get their way. No baby talk. No “boo-boos” and “owies”. [...]

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An Inconvenient Alarmist

Not Gore. Me.
I have a love/hate relationship with online news coverage. Having violently ripped cable and network tv out of our home, I’ve been spared from ongoing Michael Jackson/Britney Spears/ridiculously trite items that seem to dominate tv reports. On the other hand, I spend a fair amount of time reading online news from the same [...]

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Can you believe it? Crazy Hip etc. used my prompt for their writing collaboration project:
“What song or movie best tells the story of your life/family?”
Having already written about my love affair with the Tenenbaums, and reluctantly dismissing my first instinct to write of my similarities with the protagonists of “Weekend at Bernie’s”, I decided [...]

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Wasted days, wasted nights.

Someday, in waning days of this disappointing administration, I’m going to do a lengthy post about the wasted opportunity that was George W. Bush. On that day, I’ll paint a picture of the glorious presidency that ‘could have been’ had W. stuck to the vision he sucked me into in 1999. I’ll shed a tear, [...]

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Have I got a link for you!

Do you spend countless hours neglecting your work/children reading online celebrity gossip?
Do complain about our celebrity obsessive culture yet find yourself drawn to photographs of latte-carrying, tiny-dog-owning, anorexic ingenues?
Have I got a link for you! Now you can keep up with celebrity gossip while self righteously mocking the absurdity of it all. Don’t [...]

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