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Archive for September, 2006

Curses to you, Michael W. Smith, for writing the best friendship song EVER!
I need to issue a formal apology to my own family (mom, sisters, nephew, brother) because their pictures are loaded on a cd buried somewhere in one of our 32 suitcases. They will be posted soon. I promise.
My girls and [...]

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Oh Texas, I hate to go.
When I get back to Idaho I’ll post mucho pictures of friends and family and good times. Unless some of my friends and family prefer anonyminiinininty, in which case I’ll use the Glamour Magazine “don’t” rectangular black eye shading to protect their identities.
So I should [...]

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Oh Texas, I hate to go.
When I get back to Idaho I’ll post mucho pictures of friends and family and good times. Unless some of my friends and family prefer anonyminiinininty, in which case I’ll use the Glamour Magazine “don’t” rectangular black eye shading to protect their identities.
So I should [...]

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This is why I could never be a real writer. I’ve got nuthin’ going on in my noggin’ right now. Between family stuff, meeting up with my favorite Texans and spending time with my newly arrived husband, I haven’t had the energy to jot down humorous anecdotes or political commentary.
I had one on Hugo Chavez [...]

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This is why I could never be a real writer. I’ve got nuthin’ going on in my noggin’ right now. Between family stuff, meeting up with my favorite Texans and spending time with my newly arrived husband, I haven’t had the energy to jot down humorous anecdotes or political commentary.
I had one on Hugo Chavez [...]

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…to be AMERICA’S NEXT TOP POET!!!! I’m so glad ANTP doesn’t make you wait in line for lengthy auditions. You just answer the spam mail with the title: Will, you could be America’s Next Top Poet! and register with the site and submit your poem. You, too can be [...]

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…to be AMERICA’S NEXT TOP POET!!!! I’m so glad ANTP doesn’t make you wait in line for lengthy auditions. You just answer the spam mail with the title: Will, you could be America’s Next Top Poet! and register with the site and submit your poem. You, too can be [...]

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Me: Charlie, stop gagging! You’re fine. It’s ok, baby.
Ava: I’m siiiiick.
Juliet: She’s doing it again! Ewww!
Me: (driving) It’s alright, baby. I’ll get you cleaned up in a minute. Charlie, don’t look at her! Stop gagging! Don’t look at her!
Juliet: Aren’t we going to turn around?
Me: Nope.
Ava: I feel siiiiick.
Me: I know, baby. Just give me [...]

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Me: Charlie, stop gagging! You’re fine. It’s ok, baby.
Ava: I’m siiiiick.
Juliet: She’s doing it again! Ewww!
Me: (driving) It’s alright, baby. I’ll get you cleaned up in a minute. Charlie, don’t look at her! Stop gagging! Don’t look at her!
Juliet: Aren’t we going to turn around?
Me: Nope.
Ava: I feel siiiiick.
Me: I know, baby. Just give me [...]

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Irrelevant.
ir re’ le vant - having no bearing on or connection with the subject at issue. As in:
Michael Jackson is irrelevant now that Justin Timberlake has a successful sophomore album. We don’t need his crazy bleachiness anymore. Justin + Usher = Why isn’t Michael Jackson in the crazyhouse yet?
Local network news is irrelevant because no [...]

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