Posted in Booya, Superior Beings, Think McFly Think on Nov 30th, 2006 5 Comments »
Dear Britney,
Girrrrlll, you’ve done lost your mind. Put that nastiness away before someone catches something. Listen Brit, you’ve got to be in rough shape when everyone’s wondering if you and K-Fed really were the perfect couple after all. But no worries, your girl Kristi is here to save the day. [...]
Posted in Keepin' it Will., This is not rocket science., Write said Fred on Nov 28th, 2006 5 Comments »
I had an idea. A brazilliant idea.
“Hey Will, I was thinking…”
“Yeah?”
“Let’s see how much money we can make in a month. Off of the internet. Each of us. Separately.”
“Like a contest?”
“Nooooo….not a contest. Just for fun. So I was thinking I could look for freelance writing jobs and you [...]
Posted in Look at me...I'm so great. on Nov 27th, 2006 9 Comments »
One of those days where I’ve got nuthin’ goin’ on up here in my brain-parts. So I’m inventing another meme. Remember when I called it a kreme (Kristi + meme = meme)? I don’t like that anymore. I need a new name for my random memes. How about Mcmeme? [...]
Posted in Look at me...I'm so great., Write said Fred on Nov 25th, 2006 6 Comments »
Wooooot! I got crack-a-lacking tonight and finished my little first attempt at a novel! Yay me! So it’s printing (off my printer…not off a publisher’s press, in case you were wondering) as I write this and I feel compelled to give my first book stats.
Number of words - 38,939 which is short-ish. [...]
Posted in Think McFly Think, This is not rocket science. on Nov 22nd, 2006 10 Comments »
It’s coming.
That day I’ve been dreading since the day we moved to Idaho. The day my freckled and sweaty hands will attempt to prepare the foodstuff of the gods. The day I’ll attempt to make some stuffing.
I’ve been avoiding stuffing/dressing/hereto titled ‘my nemesis’ for several years. Back in Texas we were blessed [...]
Posted in This is not rocket science. on Nov 19th, 2006 7 Comments »
Here’s what I’m good at:
history
literature
nagging
cartwheels
trivia
Here’s what I’m not good at:
math
science
housekeeping
cooking
abstract or rational thinking
Which is why I should have known that I shouldn’t be attempting to teach astronomy for science this year. In the fall. In North Idaho. Where the rainy season will shortly be followed by the snowy season, which will be [...]
Posted in Write said Fred on Nov 18th, 2006 8 Comments »
Milton Friedman has died. This makes me sad. I was going to do a nice sermon tribute about laissez-faire economic politicies…but ehh… I met my sermonazing political quota for the month.
Let’s do this instead:
Beck over at Frog and Toad are Friends had this fun list going on. And like Beck (I suspect), I [...]
Posted in I'm a mama y'all. on Nov 17th, 2006 5 Comments »
Juliet (to Ava): Jack! Jack! Jack!
Ava: There he is! Let’s get him!
Juliet: Watch out! He’s going to KILL YOU!
Me: Hey girls…who’s Jack?
Juliet: Only I can see him. He’s invisible. He kills people! (Maniacal grin on her face…)
Ava: Yeah! We’re chasing him! [...]
Posted in Phun With Photos, When crafts attack on Nov 15th, 2006 20 Comments »
Hey guys! I knitted my first hat! I’m sooooo excited!!!! Wanna see it???? Ok!!!!
Cute, right?
And yet…something is amiss…
Can’t put my finger on it…
Too big, maybe?
Naw…
Too Puritanical?
Too Russian?
Too fly?
Slightly Napoleonic?
Nope.
This hat…
is just…
right!!!!!!
Posted in LeftRightWrong on Nov 12th, 2006 11 Comments »
Listen up, my liberal friends. I’m talking to you. You’ve had a good week and I offer my congratulations. I’m no Democrat, but the Republicans lost their minds a few years ago and I wasn’t sad to see them go. I would have preferred they were replaced by tax-cutting Libertarians, but [...]
