Posted in Myspace is awesome! on Jan 31st, 2007 3 Comments »
Things I get in my bulletins on my myspace page:
Add me as a friend if you like. You can be sure I’ll be passing these gems on to you.
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If you love Jesus, you should repost this message on your blog/myspace bulletin board or one of your children will be ripped into a [...]
Posted in I'm a mama y'all., Keepin' it Will. on Jan 30th, 2007 19 Comments »
Me: Ava’s had another accident. Again. The house is a wreck. Again. Juliet is out of control. And I can’t go anywhere. I’m losing my mind.
Him: Put Juliet on the phone.
Her: (Sniffle sniffle) Uh huh, ok. But…uh huh. Ok.
Me: I’m sorry. [...]
Posted in LeVar's got nuthin' on me, Phun With Photos on Jan 30th, 2007 9 Comments »
HARry, put your shirt back on. You look ridiculous.
No, I don’t. I look brilliant. Look at my abs.
And you stole my idea, mate. I was going to launch my adult career with topless pictures.
So was I.
So was I.
Forgetting something, HARry? Your knickers maybe? And is the horse necessary? [...]
Posted in Phun With Photos on Jan 30th, 2007 8 Comments »
The boy is 17. I have nothing else to say about this.
Posted in I'm a mama y'all. on Jan 28th, 2007 12 Comments »
I am, after all, a mama blogger. Some people hate mama bloggers. But that’s just because those people are stupid and deserve to be killed.
Kidding.
You wouldn’t know it by reading my most recent posts, but I do try to avoid writing about my kids day in and day out. Because one, [...]
Posted in Think McFly Think, Write said Fred on Jan 28th, 2007 1 Comment »
So it’s been two whole months since I finished my story. And now, with approximately sixty days having passed since I triumphantly saved and walked away, I’m reading the thing again. All I can say is…oy vey, what was I thinking?
Southern Baptist Texas girls don’t pull out the ‘oy vey’ over thought-provoking, well [...]
Posted in I'm a mama y'all., In which I make enemies on Jan 25th, 2007 15 Comments »
Homeschool kids require socialization. Yes? Yes. So we signed our babies up for a little Bible club called AWANAS. Don’t make fun, they love it. Yes, they wear dorky little vests. Yes, they earn goofy little patches which I sew on with my craptactular sewing skills. And yes, [...]
Posted in I'm a mama y'all., Phun With Photos, Superior Beings on Jan 25th, 2007 7 Comments »
Otherwise titled ‘Injustice at the Bonner County Library:Crazy Mama Riots!’
It was a lego building contest, y’all. A simple lego-building contest. When asked what he wanted to create, Charlie decided he would do the Empire State Building. See below.
So Charlie designs the thing and Will helps him build it to scale. Easy [...]
Posted in Booya on Jan 24th, 2007 13 Comments »
Could Matthew Perry be more excited about his Oscar Nomination?
Hold up. That’s not Matthew Perry. That’s me. Leonardo DiCaprio.
Posted in I'm a mama y'all., Look at me...I'm so great. on Jan 22nd, 2007 10 Comments »
Here’s the scene: Kristi is calling the kids to the table for dinner…
Kristi: Come on guys! Letseat!
Charlie: Haaaa! You said ‘let seat!!!!’
Kristi: What? Did I really??? Oh my gosh! CUT!
Later, at bedtime…
Will: Goodnight Charlie, goodnight Juliet…
Ava: I’m not Juliet!
Will: Ava! I meant [...]
