Posted in In which I make enemies, LeVar's got nuthin' on me on Apr 30th, 2007 15 Comments »
…but I *hate* Pride and Prejudice.
“I say, do you believe the rain shall make the flowers grow?”
“Quite. One is most pleased by the flowers in bloom.”
“Indeed. One is most certainly pleased.”
I’m quite the fan of quiet BBC films. I’m like a little old lady in this respect. Give me Miss Marple [...]
Posted in Booya on Apr 30th, 2007 3 Comments »
Juliet: Knock knock!
Charlie: Who’s there?
Juliet: Why did the seven year old drool?
Charlie: Why did the seven year old drool who?
Juliet: Because he was a drool baby!
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What I did this weekend:
Attended an Awana awards ceremony. Snuck out before it was over
Attended Charlie’s soccer game
Got some groceries
Got hooked on Facebook
Took the [...]
Posted in Phun With Photos, Think McFly Think on Apr 27th, 2007 10 Comments »
Once you get past the excessive make-up, the romantic poet shirts, and the tragically teased hair, you’re left with some of the greatest stories ever told. Let me tell them to you.
Jo from the Facts of Life has been cloned and has formed a band with herself. At the heart of the band [...]
Posted in Conversations in my Head on Apr 25th, 2007 14 Comments »
Click here if you don’t know the story of my favorite freakishly freaky music producer from the sixties. Phil Spector: wig-wearing psychotic egomaniac extraordinaire.
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Me: So, Mr. Spector, let me begin by saying that ‘River Deep Mountain High’ is a great song.
Phil: Thank you.
Me: No, I’m serious. It’s the best [...]
Posted in Choose your own adventure, I'm a mama y'all., Phun With Photos, School House Rock! on Apr 25th, 2007 2 Comments »
Obligatory family photos ahead. Click here if you have better things to do than to look at my fascinating and delightful children.
Oh Charlie…you’re so wacky!
What a poseur.
Don’t be fooled by his stoicism. Will + carrousel ride = screwball hijinks and state trooper intervention.
Sometimes we do school outside.
Sometimes we roll around on top of [...]
Posted in Booya, Look at me...I'm so great. on Apr 24th, 2007 12 Comments »
Many, many years ago…a millennium ago, in fact, a tiny little butterfly was born live from her mother’s belly. The tiny butterfly, which was purple with red hearts, was so very cuddly and cute that all the boy butterflies thought she was hot and tried to make out with her. The virginal butterfly [...]
Posted in Look at me...I'm so great., Showin' some love y'all. on Apr 23rd, 2007 10 Comments »
Awesome Mom, Jchevais, …if you only knew…
Awesome Mom and my favorite Francophile gave me the Thinking Blogger award. This is very nice of them. But there’s been a mistake. I’m not much of a thinker. Let me give a true but humorous anecdote to explain.
September, 2006. The kids and I [...]
Posted in Conversations in my Head, Think McFly Think, online personas on Apr 21st, 2007 13 Comments »
Pass this on to all of your loved ones, especially the females as this particularly pertains to them and their lady-parts.
I was at the gas station yesterday when the static electricity from my hands caused the pump to ignite. This was unfortunate, but irrelevant to my story. When I put out the fire [...]
Posted in Booya on Apr 20th, 2007 11 Comments »
Kristi asked me to put up this audio of the girls singing “Ring of Fire” by Mr. Johnny Cash.
Ladies and gentlemen, Juliet & Ava.
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Posted in Look at me...I'm so great. on Apr 20th, 2007 8 Comments »
Crystal is Euro-awesome. And she’s got some wicked Run Lola Run hair going on right now as she brazenly traipses across Europe. So she invited her readers to submit to her probing interview questions. Usually I don’t let girls do any probing in my areas, but Crystal is such an exception. [...]
