In which drug abuse = hilarity
Apr 3rd, 2007 by Kristi
Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all.
In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father’s ashes mixed with cocaine.
Oh Keith! You’re such a nut! You wacky junkie! lololololol! So what’s the big deal, anyway? He snorted his dad? I can top this with one nostril pinched behind my back. Things I snorted in the last hour:
an old rubber boot
a new rubber boot
the emotion ‘love’
the ashes of Laurence Olivier
my yahoo email account
some cocaine
my copy of From Justin to Kelly
hair
a cat
my Chinaman hat
some corn on the cob
moose poop
You know what the most surprising part of that quote is? That he’s only 63 years old. Because he doesn’t look a day past 102. Good on ya, Keith. Hide your corpses, everyone!
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That little silver thing on his forehead suggests his skin is continually falling down like too-loose pants and fastening it to his skull is the best they can do at this point.
Alarming and hysterical!!
Creeeeeeepy ol’ Keith Richards.
This is totally something I’d expect from Britney! She’s nutso too!
Things you should snort in the next hour:
Angelina’s newest kid
Larry Birkhead’s DNA (apparently the courts don’t want it)
Vitamin D (it prevents cancer!)
When I saw that picture the first thing that struck me is how dessicated he looks. There has to be something to the whole snorting ashes thing though because he is still kicking.
And for some reason…I’m not totally shocked by this.
There are no words…
He doesn’t even look human.
That’s scary.
I love your list of things you’ve snorted… very funny!
“ashes to ashes, dust to dust” and all that.
That sure is a lot of things to snort… And big things. Are you sure that you and I have the same definition of snorting??
Wow. I mean, just….WOW. And even bigger wow to you. LOL!
the guy gives me the creepin’ heebs…
Sure, he’s wacky, but I love him. The guy does life his own way, and he’s still putting out good music in his 60’s. Considering what all he has done in life (and does) I think he looks amazing.