Posted in A day in the life, I'm a mama y'all. on Jun 29th, 2007 13 Comments »
…turns me upside down.
Summer summer summer
It’s like a merry-go-round.
Uh-oh it’s summer. Between drippy popsicles and half hearted egg carton caterpillar attempts, we try to keep busy. But not too busy. Because it’s summer time, time, time, and child, the livin’s easy…
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Posted in I'm a mama y'all. on Jun 28th, 2007 12 Comments »
“Little girl, little girl, little girl…” This is what Juliet hears when she knows she’s in trouble. Little Girl turns six today. She’s having two of her friends over for her first sleepover. And Saturday we have an actual party…one of gymnastic proportions. Should be fun…I’ve been eying those trampolines [...]
Posted in Showin' some love y'all. on Jun 28th, 2007 1 Comment »
I didn’t realize my post on religion would actually get people thinking. But maybe it has. Here are a few great posts I’ve found on the discussion:
Church, from Bub and Pie
Outgrowing Religion, from Phosphorescent Life
Thinking outside the box, from Kellyology
Feel free to leave links in the comments if you come across anymore.
Posted in Think McFly Think on Jun 27th, 2007 7 Comments »
IT’S ON, Y’ALL!!!!
This is so much better than PARIS IS OUT OF JAIL, PARIS WALKING TO THE CAR, PARIS IS SCRATCHING HER NOSE…NO SHE’S JUST WIPING HER NOSE! THIS JUST IN! PARIS IS OFFICIALLY USING A KLEENEX TO WIPE HER NOSE! OMG!!!! PARISPARISPARISPARIS!!!!!!!!!!
I predict two things:
1. John Ashcroft will ride [...]
Posted in Showin' some love y'all. on Jun 26th, 2007 10 Comments »
I left a ton of responses in the comments yesterday…a TON. Thank you soooooooo much for your feedback. I feel very privileged to be writing a blog that speaks to Christians, non-Christians, Voo-Dooians, Catholics, the Fundamentalists, the Back-Sliders, the Crazies, the Zeusists, etceterah etceterah etceterah. So, seriously, thank you.
So Veronique, whom I [...]
Posted in Choose your own adventure, How may I offend you today?, In which I make enemies, Unfunny on Jun 25th, 2007 49 Comments »
If you are atheist, agnostic, voo-doo believing, heathen or a worshipper of Zeus, click here.
If you come from the traditional Christian faith and are 100% sure everything you believe is 100% true and you never have and never will doubt anything ever and don’t ever question me because I know I’m right and you’ll go [...]
Posted in I'm a mama y'all., Keepin' it Will. on Jun 24th, 2007 5 Comments »
Why does that man keep telling us what pages to look at? He’s not the boss of us.
Ava at church this morning.
I’m not good at church.
Ava to me.
Me neither.
Will to Ava.
Posted in A day in the life, Keepin' it Will. on Jun 24th, 2007 19 Comments »
I’ll give one million dolla to anyone who can find an uglier band than Styx. Go on. I’m waiting.
So yesterday we spent the afternoon at the Bitter End Marina in Bayview, Idaho. And we were smitten. The boats…all the boats…
And, let me tell you, boat people are the nicest people in [...]
Posted in I'm a mama y'all. on Jun 21st, 2007 11 Comments »
School’s out and mothers everywhere are hiding in their closets smoking the reefer. So if your kid is bored and you don’t want to bother with quote raising them end quote, I’ve got the list for you.
Play video games
watch dvds, thanks Jay!
build a fire
learn how to use axes and knives, awesome Holmes!
play in the [...]
Posted in I'm a mama y'all., Unfunny on Jun 20th, 2007 22 Comments »
Here’s how we roll in our house:
Little boy: Can I get on the computer or play X-Box?
Me: OH NO YOU DI-INT JUST ASK ME TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES AGAIN! It’s summertime, FOOL! Go play!
Little boy: blah blah blah I’m bored blah blah blah
Me: BOOOOOYYYYYY… YOU BETTER [...]
