The Original Jokester
Aug 16th, 2007 by Will
Think back to your elementary school days. You remember that kid? That kid that, when told a joke, replies with “Oh, my friend made up that joke. He goes to another school.” You remember that? And you want to call bulldookie, but you know everyone else is thinking the same thing.
But that got me thinking, well maybe his friend didn’t make up the joke, but someone did. Someone made up a joke and someone else liked it and told someone else. Then someone else, then someone else. And it spread. Then everyone was telling it. All the way down to the elementary school kids. That anonymous someone had his 15 minutes of fame. And when anonymous someone’s friend says, “Oh, my friend made up that joke. He lives in Idaho.”, no one will ever believe him.
So, tonight, I’m going to attempt something unheard of. I am going to document the creation of a joke, I am going to license it with creative commons
And I count on you, Kristi’s loyal readers to spread this joke to the farthest reaches of the world.
So just copy this joke and paste it all over the damned place. Spray paint this joke on the walls. Post bills on the sign post. I want my kids telling this joke.
So, here is my completely original joke:
What do you say to offend a bear?Tell him his mother is a whore.
It’s up to you, good readers, spread the word.
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Kristi… Why must you make me laugh so?? I am alone, in the dark, laughing over a bear and his mother. Why???
Will gets the credit, Tracey. This is his post. Our house is a laff-riot.
i’m gonna tell it to my kids so they can spread around at school. i encourage all of you to do the same.
Now, that’s just wrong. Making me think Kristi is all funny and then finding out it’s her hubby, who has plenty of time to think up weird jokes…
i had a friend in high school (i know it’s hard for me to believe too) and we were in health, and our teacher was an old lady named Mrs. Kordzik. she was talking about hormones and my friend asked her, “how do you make a hormone?” and she said, “what, you can’t make a hormone.” and he said, “oh, yes you can, you don’t pay her.”
sorry, that was a horrible joke told live by my friend Chris in health class, i don’t know if it was original or not, but i like will’s joke.
That’s a pretty good joke.
Oh I can’t wait to tell the kiddies! They are gonna love it. Can I send them back to you when they ask what a whore is? Just asking.
Man, if one of my student told that joke, I’d shit myself. Then send them to the office for obvious disciplinary reasons…lol
I told this to my husband the other day, and he has been walking around saying, “Your mother is a whore!” for days…AND he told it to all his kitchen worker friends in Portland, Maine. Soon your joke will have spread around the globe!