Posted in I'm a mama y'all. on Oct 31st, 2007 9 Comments »
I was busy with all the cleaning and preparing and what-not, so I handed her the eye-shadow and told her to do it herself. Looks good, no?
So two princesses and a Jedi Knight walk into a bar…
I’m hoping Child Services doesn’t catch on to my child-toilet-paper-wrapping-ways.
Don’t ask.
My daughter is cookoo.
Seriously…I might be taking her [...]
Posted in Look at me...I'm so great., Write said Fred on Oct 31st, 2007 7 Comments »
First, Robert Goulet is dead. Robert who? you ask. He was in the Broadway version of Camelot back in the day. So I was looking for a video to post to educate y’all about pre-black-mustache Goulet, but then I got distracted.
Here’s what I found:
That’s right. Gomer-Freakin’-Pyle singing some opera. If [...]
Posted in Think McFly Think on Oct 28th, 2007 9 Comments »
Dear Youngish Homeless Guy
Date: 2007-09-14, 2:50PM PDT
I saw you at the intersection by the new Taco Bell. I was in a green SUV, you were on your feet with a cardboard sign. I could tell you liked me because you smiled and mouthed ‘God Bless You’ when I pretended not to have any [...]
Posted in Listen to this!, Look at me...I'm so great. on Oct 25th, 2007 21 Comments »
…and they’re mostly musical.
Poor White Trash - is a derogatory term with a classist component targeted at white people with low social status, poor prospects, or low levels of education. To call someone white trash is to accuse a white person of being economically, educationally and culturally bankrupt. (Wikipedia)
You gotta love the powhitetrash. [...]
Posted in Conversations in my Head, Write said Fred on Oct 24th, 2007 11 Comments »
Yes. It’s old news. I don’t care. I have something to say about this very important issue.
For 15 years now I’ve been obsessing over Harry Potter’s world. I’ve sewn the robes, I’ve branded myself with a lightning shaped scar, I’ve spent thousands of dollars turning my bedroom into the [...]
Posted in Conversations in my Head on Oct 23rd, 2007 3 Comments »
Harry: Ahem…I heard a rumour, sir…
Dumbledore: Fear of a name increases fear of a thing itself.
Harry: Right. About this rumour…it’s really no big deal…
Dumbledore: Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground.
Harry: So…ok…you don’t want [...]
Posted in Write said Fred on Oct 21st, 2007 36 Comments »
When one is attempting to write a story, one must take all criticisms from one’s husband with a grain of salt. One’s husband is very smart and wouldn’t criticize flippantly. One must not be so sensitive.
Particularly when the husband in question has a very good observation, “You don’t have to spell everything out,” [...]
Posted in Write said Fred on Oct 19th, 2007 13 Comments »
Who’s doing this? Anyone? Bueller? Comment here or email me: kristiharrison@gmail.com. Let’s make a club, y’all!
Posted in Unfunny, Write said Fred on Oct 17th, 2007 21 Comments »
It hits me like a ton of bricks. I should be writing something.
Not this, though I love this and I think I’m better at this than writing other things. No, I should be writing something else. Something pretty. Something that I could get lost in if I were not me and [...]
Posted in I'm a mama y'all. on Oct 15th, 2007 9 Comments »
I don’t. And I would’ve made this a wordless Monday…but it’s too late for that, isn’t it? Here are a few pictures of my lovelies. More can be found here and here.
The last one is of Charlie on our Picasso Art Day. He’s a very clever boy.
