Wednesday Poetry
Nov 14th, 2007 by Kristi
Nanowrimo, I LoveHate Thee
50,000 words: the impossible dream
finishing a novel is harder than it seem
only 12,777 words written so far
and i swear by all that is holy i’m going to finish this thing or i will personally go bomb nanowrimo’s secret headquarters which are undoubtedly in an underground tunnel in south america.
Ode to Laundry
you are my friend, my constant companion, my neverending stalwart
unless you smell like pee
then i hate you
Matt Damon
really? sexiest?
Ummm. Ok.
Spice Up Your Life
Old enough to have lived
through the first incarnation…
can’t believe
they
are
already
having
a
reunion
zigazig ahhh
Wishing
I wish, I wish, I wonderfully wish
That I had cable or a satellite dish
Not for Heroes or Office or House
Which I download quietly along with my spouse
But for the greatest show ever made ever
Project Runway, you rock! My love for you never will wever. (waiver)
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I found you thru nablopomo(?). One of the best sites, you are so funny. I am really new at blogging so I am not sure of the rules. I have two small children and live in Michigan. Thru this nablopomo experience I have found that you folks in IDAHO are the coolest people out there.(Is it the air?) Anyway, I have NEVER thought of laundry as my “constant companion” just pretty much always loathed it. But today I have a new perspective, thanks to you. I know I am stupid with punctuation , I used to know all the rules but I am now sleep deprived and I can’t remember how to write a proper sentence anymore. Matt Damon? Love him but not because he is the sexiest (physically) but because of the roles” The Departed”(oh and ooh the”Dropkick Murphy’s” the song when they are in the car ,I think it goes”I’m a sailor of pain and I lost my leg ,climbing up the topsail I lost my leg!” then rocking with bagpipes. Great cd, If you are into a little loud. I come from a very Irish town so it was very well received on ST.PATRICKS DAY. Thankyou for making a stay at home mom’s personal time a little more fun!
Hi,I am a(very)new blogger. I live in Michigan with my husband and two very small children. I have been reading your blog for a week and I think you are smart and funny. I think Matt damon is also sexy but not because of looks. His mind is what I find sexy, “Good Will Hunting ” the best writing and “The Departed’ (Oh ,ooh the song”I’m shipping up to Boston” when they were in the car by the “Dropkick Murphy’s” I know he had a little something to do with that being from Boston. The guy is way over the top cool and his sex scenes kinda make you wish you would’ve taken acting classes(just to be able to play ).12,777 you will get there just clear your head of everyday stuff ,then brainstorm(and be thankful your not me I don’t think I have had that many words connected this year.
Hey!
I once wrote a cinquain for my friend Ducky.
ah-hem….
Ducky
insightful and
ready to offer wit
sure he’s funny, but full of shit
dumb ass
Smoove rhymes, Ralph. You should get a job with R. Kelly.
Oh Krisi
Your poems move me
and if I was crude
I would write
“like ex-lax.”
Thank God for klass.
KRISTI. I don’t know any “Krisi”s.
AND YOU NEVER WILL! MWAHAHAHAHAHA
I nearly peed in my pants when I read “wever.” And these aren’t even the pants I like to pee in.
See my poem entitled ‘Ode to Laundry’ to see how I feel about your pee pants.
People is wrong. Though he admittedly has a nice body.
Is she wearing FERNS!? I’m confused. Is it washable?
(Where do you download House?)
God bless Project Runway. love that freakin show.