Editor’s note: This is why I love my husband. He makes me laugh.

Great Scott! Did you see this news? For the lazy or the lazy, IT SAYS THEY MIGHT BRING BACK THE dElOREAN!!! Just think about that for a sec. I’ll wait right here.

So as a young boy, upon watching what is arguably the greatest three movies in the history of celluloid, I found the first stirrings in my pantaloons. That car, so sleek, those high cheekbones, those curvy hips. It was autoerotica. And what put me over the edge was that time travel thing. Wow, just wow. The ability to right previous wrongs just spoke to me. And the size to go back and kick that bully Quinton’s ass doesn’t hurt. I’d knock him down and hold him while little will kicks him in that gut of his. Anyway, let’s just say that car holds a soft spot in my heart.

And now that it’s marked for comeback, the possibilities are here again. (oh, and don’t tell me you can get one on ebay for $12k-$15k, I’ve had my eye on them for about 10 years now.) I’ve seen the instructions to build the flux capacitor for sale on craigslist, so I’ll be ready to go in short order.

So, what would I do if I could go back in time with my new whip?

• Go back and stop John Wilkes Booth.
• Warned the captain that “thar be icebergs on the starbord side”
• Got there 10 mins before Sue Hendrixson
• Been there with a motorboat to help these guys. I bet 2 Alcatraz escapee’s eyes would just light right up when they saw that boat.
• Gotten my dad to kick Biff’s ass and GO WIN MY MOTHER! The thought of that bastard knocking on my dad’s head saying “Think Harrison!” just gets me shaking.
• Give an indie rock version of “Johnny B. Goode”
• Oh, and the above mentioned merciless brutalizing of Quinton

All in madcap comedic fashion of course.