Posted in Look at me...I'm so great. on Dec 28th, 2007 10 Comments »
Hallelujah. Or ‘crap’ if you’re the guy with the shovel trying to keep the sidewalk and the driveway walkable. The ‘guy’ being ‘not me’ and ‘I’m’ holed up on my ‘chair’ enjoying the ‘pretty’ snow ‘accumulate’ outside all around my ‘everlovin” house. And family is in town, thus the quietness from my [...]
Posted in Look at me...I'm so great. on Dec 26th, 2007 17 Comments »
The intelligentsia of the universe must have secret meetings in their Frank Lloyd Wright designed tree house to determine what they are all supposed to like. I was not invited to said meetings. Which must be why the following items leave me bewitched, befuddled and bewildered, not to mention be-confused.
1. Woody Allen: [...]
Posted in Dear Diary on Dec 20th, 2007 6 Comments »
Deare diary:
OMG Y’ALL! I am soooooo pissed. First off alls, this is cleerly a case of Jamie Lynn being all jealous of my celebrity status and trying to get her own name in the papers and the tabloids. And third, I can’t beleeve she’s having an out-of-wedlock baby! Thats totally against [...]
Posted in Write said Fred on Dec 18th, 2007 6 Comments »
And now my lamest lifelong dream has come true: go here.
Posted in Look at me...I'm so great. on Dec 16th, 2007 10 Comments »
Posted in Keepin' it Will. on Dec 16th, 2007 8 Comments »
Specifically, Will’s office Christmas parties.
1. Drink.
2. Dance.
3. Tell Will how hot I am, adding an vehement ‘you don’t even KNOW!’ for further emphasis.
4. Make funny jokes, then laugh at them with my hearty drunk girl laugh.
5. Remind Will that I am the funniest girl in the world and he can’t [...]
Posted in Keepin' it Will., Think McFly Think on Dec 13th, 2007 8 Comments »
Me: OH CRAP! WILL, COME HERE!
Him: What?
Me: Look at my banner!
Him: (looks carefully) Oh. Heh.
Me: Please fix it before bed. Please…
Him: Sure.
Posted in Unfunny on Dec 12th, 2007 8 Comments »
A little bit.
“I’m not gonna try to defend, or undo what’s been done. All I could say about whatever’s been done, it’s been done, and it’s water under the bridge. I have no regrets of my life.”
None, dead Ike? NONE? Not even when you spent the first half of your life being a [...]
Posted in Movies are my life. Not really. on Dec 11th, 2007 8 Comments »
I’m not a fan of romantic comedies, at least not in the Jennifer Aniston, Diane Keaton, or Drew Barrymore sensibility of the phrase. Nor do I go for the heavily costumed period romances that all the other smart girls like. My attention span can not accommodate drawn out nuanced romances.
BUT, let [...]
Posted in I'm a mama y'all. on Dec 9th, 2007 3 Comments »
Will hates Christmas. Maybe it’s my fault…our first Christmas together as a married couple was a little bit of a disaster. For some reason, I expected him to get me the Hope Diamond and a fully assembled brontosaurus dinosaur skeleton. When he didn’t deliver I kinda freaked out. I freaked out [...]
