This is me.
Feb 21st, 2008 by Kristi
Sometimes I take pictures of myself. Sometimes I get bored with my blog and don’t write for many days. Sometimes, on those days, I post pictures of myself and my babies. Because I’ve got nothing else for you today.
PS - Still writing. I’m hoping to finish my little story over the next two weeks. I’ll keep you posted.
PPS - Still working with Cracked. I’ve got a few articles under consideration. I’ll keep you posted.
PPPS - Check out Juliet’s teeth. She’s cuter than a dressed up monkey these days.
PS times 4 - I really am vain enough to post two pictures of myself. I dare you to mock me for it.
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That’s not vanity. That’s smart. It endears you to your readers.
Now, if I posted pictures of myself on my blog, it would only scare people away. But you don’t have any problem.
Next time you’re bored, you should take a picture of what’s in your freezer.
I can list the contents from memory.
a gallon of milk
half a stick of butter
apple jam
ketchup
frozen chicken
banana pudding
lettuce
a green bell pepper
sliced cheese
bacon
eggs
I’m counting calories these days…so…uhhh…yeah. But don’t ask me about the pantry. YOU DON’T WANNA KNOW.
Girl! You look like you’re all of 17 years old! Now I feel really ancient.
Good luck on the writing!
And yet I never get carded anymore. Ever. Everevereverever. (sheds tear)
You have a square thing coming out of your eye.
You should pity me and give me disability payments for it.
Is that your Myspace face?
My myspace face is way more distraught. And sexy. And emotionally damaged. But in a sexy way.
Hey, you’re cute.
Hey, so are you.
Thanks, Beck. You’re cute, too.
It’s very reassuring to me, to know other people have a digital camera stuck to their faces in pictures. I thought I might be the only deformed one like this!
“Cuter than a dressed-up monkey”…does this stuff just roll off of your tongue, or do you stay up at night crafting this kind of perfection? (very cute kids, btw!)
Up all night. Mos’ def.
Dude. Vanity is not two pictures.
Vanity is the nude picture I posted today.
And now you shall steal all my readers. Damn you.
Lots of cuteness going on around here, including you, Miss Idaho.
Oh my gawd, I have a truck older than you. A household of cuteness!