Atkins sucks! I’ve lost five pounds!
May 4th, 2008 by Kristi
It’s the end of day three of the worst diet ever, and I’ve lost five pounds. Damn you, evil, weight melting, bread denying, hateful diet. But OOOOH CHILD, five pounds in three days…I can handle Cobb Salad and bacon and sausage and eggs and cheese and whatever else the deceased Dr. Jerkkins throws at me until I get so skinny that I get recruited to be a supermodel for little people.
Question: How crazy is it to be entirely motivated by vanity?
Answer: Not crazy if you’re me. I’M NOT CRAZY! STOP LOOKING AT ME!
The lack of sugar is affecting my brainz. I HATE YOU ATKINS! I LOST FIVE POUNDS! WEEEEEEE!
The end.
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Two years ago, I lost 15 pounds in a month on the Atkins Diet.
I was so starved for bread and pasta that I haven’t followed the diet since then. At least I kept that 15 pounds off. Unfortunately, I need to lose another 15.
I just love sandwiches and spaghetti too much….
Five pounds? 15 pounds? Ooooh, geez. I am sorely tempted.
The ironical part is that the kids are celebrating a month of eating healthy by throwing themselves an ice cream party today.
I hate my life.
I could never stay away from the carbs…I’m an addict!