Posted in A day in the life, Keepin' it Will. on Apr 2nd, 2008 10 Comments »
Something very strange.
I knew there would be changes, he told me there would be changes. I expected him to miss us, to appreciate the noise and the housecleaning and meals provided. I expected him to relish the solitude, but welcome us back with open arms.
Let me throw some numbers and words [...]
Posted in A day in the life, Keepin' it Will., Look at me...I'm so great. on Jan 27th, 2008 12 Comments »
Do you know the phrase ’spinning your wheels?’ When you look up that particular phrase in the phrase dictionary, you will find a picture of me, in my Dodge Caravan, stuck in my own neighborhood at 6 am on a Sunday morning, unable to move forward or backwards, blocking the road for others, wet [...]
Posted in A day in the life, I'm a mama y'all. on Jan 8th, 2008 15 Comments »
Charlie: Mom, Ava’s head is stuck in the rocking chair.
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ava: I’m stuck! I’m stuck! I can’t get out! It’s not funny!
Me: No, baby. It’s not funny. Not even a little bit.
So we spent five minutes trying to extricate a four year girl’s head from the [...]
Posted in A day in the life, I'm a mama y'all. on Sep 4th, 2007 16 Comments »
Me: Thanks for coming in. I just wanted to go over a few things with you.
Me: Keep it snappy. I’m a busy girl.
Me: Sure. Ok. Let’s start with Charlie…
Me: Who?
Me: Charlie. Your son.
Me: The one with glasses? I didn’t know he went to [...]
Posted in A day in the life on Aug 22nd, 2007 13 Comments »
We were going to make a 45 minute drive to the nearest town. It was going to be a glorious trip; Sonic would be had, books would be bought, children would frolic in the 70 degree sunshine. O the day that was to be..
CLICKA CLICKA CLICKA CLICKA
That would be the sound of my [...]
Posted in A day in the life, I'm a mama y'all. on Aug 6th, 2007 9 Comments »
You know I’m a bigtime patron of the arts, right? Or I would be if I wasn’t so broke like that back mountain with the gays. So my employers gave us free tickets to a family concert at the local football stadium. And since Will doesn’t like children, crowds, classical music, [...]
Posted in A day in the life, I'm a mama y'all., Showin' some love y'all. on Aug 1st, 2007 4 Comments »
…we’ve added another session to our own BlogMe conference.
Additional and Most Important Breakout Session
Sharing Otter Pops With the Neighbor-kids - Front Porch
Reading Rainbow: Is LeVar on Crack or is he Really That Happy? - Living Room
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Posted in A day in the life, I'm a mama y'all., Look at me...I'm so great. on Jul 31st, 2007 31 Comments »
First of all, if I read one more post about BlogHer, complete with fabulous pictures of all the bloggers I’ll probably never meet in real life, including Amy Sedaris, I’m just gonna bite my pillow, that’s what.
But I am soooo over BlogHer now. Just to prove it, let me tell you about the itinerary [...]
Posted in A day in the life, I'm a mama y'all. on Jul 22nd, 2007 1 Comment »
…I’m posting some family pictures, y’all. Here we go, here we go, here we go now.
Me and my best friend. I kinda look like the Devil in that picture. Hmmmm…
Not a great picture. But I love it anyway. Juliet is scared of walking across the balance beam. Her coach [...]
Posted in A day in the life on Jul 22nd, 2007 8 Comments »
THAT was a good one. I got my copy at about 12:30 pm yesterday afternoon, and finished it about an hour ago. This is not bragging, this is a confession: I’m the losingest loser muggle adult of all time, those Star Wars dorks got nuthin’ on me. Reading for 12 hours [...]
