Posted in Booya on Jun 27th, 2008 17 Comments »
“Don’t know nuthin’ ’bout no love.”
I was not having sex when I was 16. I was also not having ‘boyfriends’ or ‘kissing’ or ‘dates’ when I was 16 either, so whatevs. Which was a good thing, because I was always a little behind in my understanding of reproductive processes. This is what [...]
Posted in Booya on Jun 8th, 2008 10 Comments »
…kinda. Now aren’t you dying to read this post to figure out the context for the phrase ‘trashy ho store?’ Of course you are.
This meme is stolen from Planet Nomad, who didn’t tag me, but stolen nonetheless. And if you go to Planet Nomad and read the places she’s been, try not [...]
Posted in Booya on Jun 8th, 2008 8 Comments »
“To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.”
Mark Twain
Check and check, Mr. Twain. Ignorant of the craft of writing, confident in my own ability to do anything, absolutely ANYTHING, I have to say that there is nothing more humbling than trying to do something big, then not quite succeeding [...]
Posted in Booya on Jun 3rd, 2008 7 Comments »
Here’s what I like: You for showing up at my blog today. If you’re from Cracked and you don’t know me, I’ve been on a self-imposed writing fast for about three weeks. If you’re my friend and you do know me, wow. Thanks for showing up day [...]
Posted in Booya on May 8th, 2008 4 Comments »
My friend, my best friend, has a sick baby. Scary, ICU, baby can’t breathe, no one understands what’s wrong kind of sick. Intubation, sepsis, unknown virus, life-threatening sick.
And when your best friend’s baby girl is very sick, many things seem suddenly petty and trite. And at the same time, it’s absolutely [...]
Posted in Booya on Apr 26th, 2008 2 Comments »
If you’re like me, you’ve carefully trained your loved ones to do stupid tricks and make complete jackasses of themselves upon hearing certain triggers. Here are a few of my favorites. Enjoy.
1. A flick of a little tinkly bell gets everyone salivating for meals.
2. If I pinch up my nose [...]
Posted in Booya on Apr 23rd, 2008 7 Comments »
I really want to do a post because everyone hates a blogger who doesn’t write…hate is a strong word, ignores would be a better word and I don’t want to be ignored, except by people who smell bad and also by people who I don’t like and maybe by monsters if they existed.
I never saw [...]
Posted in Booya on Feb 1st, 2008 18 Comments »
We worry about the weather.
It’s not so much the cold that bothers us. It’s a balmy 30 degrees today and I took Will to work in just a sweater and button up shirt (and pants and underwear and socks and bra and boots). The cold is fine. It’s the snow. [...]
Posted in Booya, Keepin' it Will. on Nov 26th, 2007 7 Comments »
Editor’s note: This is why I love my husband. He makes me laugh.
Great Scott! Did you see this news? For the lazy or the lazy, IT SAYS THEY MIGHT BRING BACK THE dElOREAN!!! Just think about that for a sec. I’ll wait right here.
So as a young boy, [...]
Posted in Booya on Sep 13th, 2007 2 Comments »
Burt’s Stache post is here!
School House Rock! is here! Yay for productivity!
