Posted in Choose your own adventure, Conversations in my Head, I'm a mama y'all. on Jan 25th, 2008 19 Comments »
…hastily thrown together in the sudden realization that I haven’t written a post all week. Me = Lazy blogger. I suck. Feel free to boycott my blog with righteous indignation. In the meantime, here are a few true gems spoken at my house this week:
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Ava: I would never sneak out [...]
Posted in Choose your own adventure, Think McFly Think on Sep 17th, 2007 8 Comments »
I’m a sucker for the trash news as much as the next girl, but COME ON.
1. Vladimir Putin dissolved the Russian government on Wednesday. Dissolved. The Government. According to the UK Independent:
President Vladimir Putin has dissolved the Russian government on the request of the prime minister, the [...]
Posted in Choose your own adventure on Sep 11th, 2007 12 Comments »
I’d be amiss if I didn’t publish some pictures of the pretties of fashion week. The pretties are actually easier to find than the uglies.
Lela Rose is the designer.
Bill Blass.
Chaiken.
J. Mendel.
Luca Luca.
They’d all look much prettier if I could photoshop Audrey Hepburn’s smiling face on them. Instead we’re stuck with grimacing bobble-heads.
Posted in Choose your own adventure on Aug 29th, 2007 7 Comments »
Character: Burt
Show: The Hogan Family
Stereotype: Nerdy neighbor
Burt taught me that people who wear glasses can never be cool ever. And that every cute guy is supposed to have at least one nerdy friend who wears suspenders. And also that it is entirely appropriate to walk in to your neighbor’s house [...]
Posted in Choose your own adventure on Aug 25th, 2007 23 Comments »
Boys: Go here. You are not wanted at the moment.
Girls: Keep reading.
If I say ‘down down baby,’ you know where I’m talking about, don’t you? Down by the rollercoaster, of course.
I don’t know about you but I was the queen of the hand-claps. My sister and I had some [...]
Posted in Choose your own adventure, Listen to this! on Jul 11th, 2007 12 Comments »
Retrocrush featured a list of their favorite cover songs a few months ago. And because I’m all about stealing content from other sites and calling it my own, I decided to do the same. Lists are my friends.
1. Proud Mary - If Tina Turner were dead I’d claim to be her reincarnated [...]
Posted in Choose your own adventure, How may I offend you today?, In which I make enemies, Unfunny on Jun 25th, 2007 49 Comments »
If you are atheist, agnostic, voo-doo believing, heathen or a worshipper of Zeus, click here.
If you come from the traditional Christian faith and are 100% sure everything you believe is 100% true and you never have and never will doubt anything ever and don’t ever question me because I know I’m right and you’ll go [...]
Posted in Choose your own adventure, Think McFly Think on Jun 15th, 2007 12 Comments »
My girls like to listen to the radio. They listen to a station called 99 DOT 9 THE RIVER. It’s a Spokane station that plays mostly 90s music. I’m cool with this, as I spent my entire childhood glued to 95 KVIC in Victoria, Texas. So Will taught Juliet to [...]
Posted in Choose your own adventure, How may I offend you today? on May 23rd, 2007 41 Comments »
If you are a boy, a member of my family, or a boy, please click here.
Are the boys all gone? Yes? Let’s do a test to make sure…
Do you think Pam and Jim are going to get together??? And, oh my gosh…what about Karen? Seriously! She is soooo gonna be [...]
Posted in Choose your own adventure on May 14th, 2007 16 Comments »
Aries March 21 - April 19
Enjoy your day with the confidence of knowing you’re on the right track. Just don’t go outside. You’ll definitely be killed by a raging hippo.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
The stars are metaphorically in your corner. But your metabolism is not. [...]
