Posted in Conversations in my Head, How may I offend you today?, Think McFly Think on Nov 30th, 2007 16 Comments »
Hole. Eeee. Crap. Have you seen this? This British teacher was working in the Sudan, she allowed her second grade students to vote on a name for their class teddy bear, they elected Muhammed, and the woman is imprisoned and facing deportation. This is after the Sudanese graciously waived her [...]
Posted in Conversations in my Head on Nov 14th, 2007 13 Comments »
Nanowrimo, I LoveHate Thee
50,000 words: the impossible dream
finishing a novel is harder than it seem
only 12,777 words written so far
and i swear by all that is holy i’m going to finish this thing or i will personally go bomb nanowrimo’s secret headquarters which are undoubtedly in an underground tunnel in south america.
Ode to Laundry
you are [...]
Posted in Conversations in my Head on Nov 7th, 2007 33 Comments »
First, I should be writing. I’m only at 5100 words, which is crap.
Second, I can’t help it…I found something UH-MAY-ZING.
From Jennifer Sharpe of NPR:
A couple of years ago, while I was on vacation, I got a call from my friend Mike, who was back in Los Angeles, standing in his alley, looking at [...]
Posted in Conversations in my Head, Write said Fred on Oct 24th, 2007 11 Comments »
Yes. It’s old news. I don’t care. I have something to say about this very important issue.
For 15 years now I’ve been obsessing over Harry Potter’s world. I’ve sewn the robes, I’ve branded myself with a lightning shaped scar, I’ve spent thousands of dollars turning my bedroom into the [...]
Posted in Conversations in my Head on Oct 23rd, 2007 3 Comments »
Harry: Ahem…I heard a rumour, sir…
Dumbledore: Fear of a name increases fear of a thing itself.
Harry: Right. About this rumour…it’s really no big deal…
Dumbledore: Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground.
Harry: So…ok…you don’t want [...]
Posted in Conversations in my Head, LeftRightWrong on Oct 12th, 2007 3 Comments »
His GOP colleagues in the U.S. Senate may wish him gone. But Larry Craig will always have a home in the Idaho Hall of Fame. This Saturday in Boise, Craig will join 11 other distinguished citizens of the Gem State in what promises to be a squirm-worthy induction ceremony.
Don’t you know it’s Larry Craig Day [...]
Posted in Conversations in my Head on Sep 27th, 2007 7 Comments »
Greetings from Idaho! Kristi, the fat lazy American that she is, has hired me to write her newest post! Again! I better get to work so I can earn my $3.56! Here are my topical and funny American jokes!
Why did the American pop star named Brittney Speers go the courthouse?
Because [...]
Posted in Conversations in my Head, Look at me...I'm so great. on Sep 25th, 2007 26 Comments »
Best friend is having another baby! And as best friend reads my blog every single day of her life, (insert 1992 style ‘not!’ here…and a ‘isn’t that special?’ for good measure) I thought I would help her out by creating my own list of baby name recommendations. Quite different from this post, where [...]
Posted in Conversations in my Head, Look at me...I'm so great. on Sep 23rd, 2007 3 Comments »
We on the continent of Bloggerialander love to hand out awards. See my sidebar ——> There are a few badges missing because I always forget to find the codes and have my husband translate them into Bloggish so I can show you how POPULAR and FUNNY I am.
But there is a problem [...]
Posted in Conversations in my Head, Look at me...I'm so great. on Sep 17th, 2007 12 Comments »
Oh you guys! You with your wacky searches getting you to my wacky blog! You’re such a hoot!
how to prove i’m not gay
Wear a sign. Or run for senate.
i want to be a slut when i grow up
Me too.
midget phun
You meant to see my friend, Elaine.
naked moms from idaho
Ewwwwww. [...]
