Posted in Conversations in my Head, How may I offend you today?, Think McFly Think on Nov 30th, 2007 16 Comments »
Hole. Eeee. Crap. Have you seen this? This British teacher was working in the Sudan, she allowed her second grade students to vote on a name for their class teddy bear, they elected Muhammed, and the woman is imprisoned and facing deportation. This is after the Sudanese graciously waived her [...]
Posted in How may I offend you today?, Write said Fred on Nov 6th, 2007 9 Comments »
So it appears that my strike post struck…heh…a chord. And even though I probably disagree with ALL OF YOU, I’m very grateful for the feedback. I guess my beef with the WGA comes down to this:
The WGA strike rules include “Do not deliver or submit any literary material or any documents to a [...]
Posted in How may I offend you today?, Think McFly Think on Oct 14th, 2007 12 Comments »
Oh America, you silly little toddler of a country. How necessary is it to compile of list of jobs and rank them according to how depressed they make their workers? Seriously? On a scale of one to ten, one being ‘not necessary at all’ and ten being ‘JUMPING JEHOSEPHAT WE BETTER MAKE [...]
Posted in Conversations in my Head, How may I offend you today?, Think McFly Think on Jul 29th, 2007 7 Comments »
Dozens have died in the last week as the Iraqi national team ascended to the finals — two of them from celebratory gunfire.
Now that’s just silly. I’m very happy for the Iraqi soccer team and all, as happy as a girl who doesn’t follow soccer and couldn’t care less about it could be. [...]
Posted in Choose your own adventure, How may I offend you today?, In which I make enemies, Unfunny on Jun 25th, 2007 49 Comments »
If you are atheist, agnostic, voo-doo believing, heathen or a worshipper of Zeus, click here.
If you come from the traditional Christian faith and are 100% sure everything you believe is 100% true and you never have and never will doubt anything ever and don’t ever question me because I know I’m right and you’ll go [...]
Posted in How may I offend you today?, Think McFly Think on Jun 13th, 2007 13 Comments »
What this blog needs is some controversy. Some heated banter. Y’all feeling me? I was a debate captain back in the day. Let’s throw out some controversial resolutions to get a little dialogue up in here.
RESOLVED: Slavery was morally justified in every way possible.
RESOLVED: Children like it when you [...]
Posted in Choose your own adventure, How may I offend you today? on May 23rd, 2007 41 Comments »
If you are a boy, a member of my family, or a boy, please click here.
Are the boys all gone? Yes? Let’s do a test to make sure…
Do you think Pam and Jim are going to get together??? And, oh my gosh…what about Karen? Seriously! She is soooo gonna be [...]
Posted in How may I offend you today?, Phun With Photos, Superior Beings on Mar 30th, 2007 14 Comments »
“Uhhh…Rosario, that ostrich was just for show. Stop laughing. You’re totally going to get a stomach ache. And you owe me an ostrich. Who eats a whole live ostrich? Seriously…stop laughing. It’s not funny.”
“Who is this girl and why is my hand up in the air? Gitchee gitchee hands [...]
Posted in How may I offend you today?, I'm a mama y'all. on Mar 27th, 2007 31 Comments »
A few months ago I noticed my girls had been giving their Barbies, ahem, unusual names. Like Tyena (pronounced Tie-ee-na) and wait for it….Pleasure.
Pleasure.
Maybe Pleasure isn’t as bad as a made-up word, or the child from my sister-in-law’s school named Abcd (Ab-si-dee). Or the random capitalizations, accent marks and excessive use of h, [...]
Posted in How may I offend you today? on Mar 26th, 2007 4 Comments »
place name - gynecologist’s office
noun - quadriplegic basketball player
exclamation - I don’t know nuthin’ ’bout birthin’ no babies!
verb - did the Disco Duck
noun - lady parts
exclamation - Je suis sur le feu!
noun - goiter
verb - mad libbed
place - prehistoric cave
person - Adolph Hitler
verb - jiggled
body part - pinky toe
activity - midget wrestling
activity - caber tossing
exclamation [...]
