Posted in A day in the life, Keepin' it Will., Look at me...I'm so great. on Jan 27th, 2008 12 Comments »
Do you know the phrase ’spinning your wheels?’ When you look up that particular phrase in the phrase dictionary, you will find a picture of me, in my Dodge Caravan, stuck in my own neighborhood at 6 am on a Sunday morning, unable to move forward or backwards, blocking the road for others, wet [...]
Posted in Keepin' it Will. on Dec 16th, 2007 8 Comments »
Specifically, Will’s office Christmas parties.
1. Drink.
2. Dance.
3. Tell Will how hot I am, adding an vehement ‘you don’t even KNOW!’ for further emphasis.
4. Make funny jokes, then laugh at them with my hearty drunk girl laugh.
5. Remind Will that I am the funniest girl in the world and he can’t [...]
Posted in Keepin' it Will., Think McFly Think on Dec 13th, 2007 8 Comments »
Me: OH CRAP! WILL, COME HERE!
Him: What?
Me: Look at my banner!
Him: (looks carefully) Oh. Heh.
Me: Please fix it before bed. Please…
Him: Sure.
Posted in Booya, Keepin' it Will. on Nov 26th, 2007 7 Comments »
Editor’s note: This is why I love my husband. He makes me laugh.
Great Scott! Did you see this news? For the lazy or the lazy, IT SAYS THEY MIGHT BRING BACK THE dElOREAN!!! Just think about that for a sec. I’ll wait right here.
So as a young boy, [...]
Posted in Keepin' it Will., Write said Fred on Nov 23rd, 2007 2 Comments »
We had a killer Thanksgiving. Choose your friends wisely, dear readers, and you will get some great food every now and then. I can cook, but I can’t cook. I’ll do a mean roast beef and a wicked pork chop, but once you get past the cooking basics, I’m no good. [...]
Posted in Keepin' it Will. on Nov 18th, 2007 15 Comments »
Any married couple will tell you they have some topics which are forever disputable. Wise spouses let these topics lie; there’s no use in dredging them up unless you’re looking for a fight, which is ok every once in a while. Here are a few of our fight-worthy issues:
Johnny Cash is country: [...]
Posted in Keepin' it Will. on Oct 8th, 2007 7 Comments »
My husband is carrying out an argument with me via my banner. He knows I can’t fix it so I’m at his mercy. C’mon…who thinks changing William Shakespeare to Billy Shakespeare is funny? No one? I thought so.
I rest my banner-less case. Bastardhead.
Posted in Keepin' it Will. on Aug 16th, 2007 9 Comments »
Think back to your elementary school days. You remember that kid? That kid that, when told a joke, replies with “Oh, my friend made up that joke. He goes to another school.” You remember that? And you want to call bulldookie, but you know everyone else is thinking the [...]
Posted in Booya, I'm a mama y'all., Keepin' it Will. on Aug 2nd, 2007 25 Comments »
Exhibit A:
Ripped window screen, pushed off the window, found on the ground outside the house.
Exhibit B:
Floral 1970s suitcase, usually filled with dress up items, found outside, on the ground filled with actual wearable clothes.
The Prosecution calls its first witness to the stand.
P: State your name and occupation, please.
Me: Kristi [...]
Posted in Keepin' it Will., Look at me...I'm so great. on Jul 27th, 2007 16 Comments »
…they can’t take away my dignity.
Unless I let them.
In my 31 years of living I’ve developed one spectacular talent. No, not writing, though hello, I mean, just look at my site! Not crafting (cough unfinished quilt cough.) And no, not even homeschooling or mothering. I’m a-ight at those things but I [...]
