Posted in LeftRightWrong on Jun 28th, 2008 13 Comments »
From this site, and many others:
In an interview with the Las Vegas Sun, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., was asked by columnist Jon Ralston why he didn’t choose Gov. Jim Gibbons to chair his Nevada campaign.
“I appreciate his support,” McCain said. “As you know, the lieutenant governor is our chairman.”
Why snub the governor? Ralston [...]
Posted in Conversations in my Head, LeftRightWrong on Oct 12th, 2007 3 Comments »
His GOP colleagues in the U.S. Senate may wish him gone. But Larry Craig will always have a home in the Idaho Hall of Fame. This Saturday in Boise, Craig will join 11 other distinguished citizens of the Gem State in what promises to be a squirm-worthy induction ceremony.
Don’t you know it’s Larry Craig Day [...]
Posted in LeftRightWrong on Oct 4th, 2007 17 Comments »
So the Republicans paid someone to design this heinous illustration. And then they trademarked it. Seriously? Chyeah, seriously. SQTM, NNPP.
They need a motto to go with this picture. Like:
Republicans: We somehow have tusks and stars for eyes.
Republican National Convention: AAAAHHH! HALF MY BACK IS MISSING!
GOP: [...]
Posted in LeftRightWrong, Unfunny on Aug 28th, 2007 5 Comments »
What’s even scarier than a beauty queen who can’t articulate a complete sentence? This is. And it’s probably the best explanation for my libertarian leanings. Good luck sleeping easy tonight.
Posted in Conversations in my Head, LeftRightWrong on Aug 13th, 2007 5 Comments »
Dear Mr. Rove,
There are some out there who are quick to call you ‘the Devil’ or ‘Turd Blossom‘ or ‘Sir Crapalot’ or whatever. I’m not one of these people. I recognize that you may be evil, but you’re one smart cookie. This is why I’m inviting you to join my team and [...]
Posted in Dear Diary, LeftRightWrong on Mar 16th, 2007 7 Comments »
Estimado diario,
I’m meeting with the…how do you say…eh…. ‘foxy’ Barbara Walters for a heart to heart chit-chat. Aye Dios Mio! I hope she doesn’t ask about my little one-eyed puppy dog that died when I was four! Aye, my poco Pepito! You will always be in mi corazon, mi canine amigo!
So in [...]
Posted in Booya, LeftRightWrong, Phun With Photos, Think McFly Think on Feb 6th, 2007 10 Comments »
….You better chase all your cares away…
I’ve got serious news fatigue, y’all. Hmmm….I wonder why?
In case you’re picture-impaired: Iraq, missing children, global warming, Iran, sex offenders, Bush is crazy and Britney’s on crack. That about covers it, folks. Oh…there’s some politician is checking into rehab, and the Republicans and [...]
Posted in Booya, I'm a mama y'all., Keepin' it Will., LeftRightWrong on Jan 18th, 2007 12 Comments »
Who does your banner?
Will. He’s my husband. And my computer-monkey. Did I say monkey? I meant slave.
What’s with the politics?
I will not rest until every reader has conformed to my world view. And my world view, or Weltanschauung, as the Germans say, is libertarian. Obey me! You will become [...]
Posted in LeftRightWrong on Jan 3rd, 2007 8 Comments »
Dear Diary,
Today I got a new tracksuit. It’s pretty cool. And I benched 800 pounds. Wait, hold up. God’s talking to me again.
PR: Yes?
G: I heard what you told those fools about a terrorist attack.
PR (shuffles feet): It could happen.
G: But I didn’t tell you [...]
Posted in LeftRightWrong on Nov 12th, 2006 11 Comments »
Listen up, my liberal friends. I’m talking to you. You’ve had a good week and I offer my congratulations. I’m no Democrat, but the Republicans lost their minds a few years ago and I wasn’t sad to see them go. I would have preferred they were replaced by tax-cutting Libertarians, but [...]
