When Will and I first moved to North Idaho in 2005, we were very aware of the ‘granolas.’ Granolas are the hippie types. The dreadlocked ones with their pot-smoking, dreadlocked babies slung to their backsides, the braless, shoeless ones, whose husbands have long mangy beards and a I’m-totally-not-digging-the-government aura about them. Oh, [...]
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I believe it was Mary Poppins who stated ‘A thing of beauty is a joy forever.’ To which I emphatically respond, ‘Amen sistah.’ And then Mary Poppins says, ‘Up to bed, spit spot.’ And then I say, ‘You’re not the boss of me, and ps I think you’re a witch. And [...]
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1. Gorge my belly on Dr. Peppers from Sonic.
2. Call my husband everyday.
3. Wake up promptly at 8:00 am, every morning.
4. Eat carne guisadas and kolaches.
5. Discourage Ava from singing spontaneous opera.
6. Dance with my friend named Leigh.
7. Get my hair cut into a lamentably high maintenance cut.
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New Cracked article is up, sorta. I only wrote some of it. It was my pitch but then, you know, I couldn’t finish it. So head over and digg it if you like me and want to make me happy.
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Sometimes I take pictures of myself. Sometimes I get bored with my blog and don’t write for many days. Sometimes, on those days, I post pictures of myself and my babies. Because I’ve got nothing else for you today.
PS - Still writing. I’m hoping to finish my little story [...]
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6. On the Radio by Regina Spektor
And on the radio
You hear November Rain
That solo’s awful long
But it’s a good refrain
You listen to it twice
‘Cause the DJ is asleep
On the radio
(oh oh oh)
On the radio
On the radio - uh oh
On the radio - uh oh
On the radio - uh oh
On the radio
Last summer one of [...]
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There are several inspirations for this particular post. Here they are in list form:
1. Will suggested I do a post of the songs I would sing if I were the lead singer of a cover band. And while I love dealing in hypotheticals, I practically run my whole life around them, the [...]
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Over here.
Can ya digg it?
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We watched “The Karate Kid” last night. I spied it in the five dolla bin at Walmarts and couldn’t resist. I would have bought “The Tae Kwon Do Kid” or “The Goofy Eight Year Old Who’s Way Too Into Star Wars” but they were all out. So we watched “The [...]
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Do you know the phrase ’spinning your wheels?’ When you look up that particular phrase in the phrase dictionary, you will find a picture of me, in my Dodge Caravan, stuck in my own neighborhood at 6 am on a Sunday morning, unable to move forward or backwards, blocking the road for others, wet [...]
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