Posted in Phun With Photos, Think McFly Think on Sep 6th, 2007 8 Comments »
You know what I’m talking about! Not the start of school…that’s sooo Monday. Not the arrival of fall…it’s still 80 degrees (cough better than 100 cough.) And not the start of the new fall network lineup…though I’m mighty excited about all things network tv. Mighty excited.
No. Only one [...]
Posted in Booya, Listen to this!, Phun With Photos on Jun 5th, 2007 19 Comments »
Don Lonie should consider repositioning that gun before he talks. Again.
TRU DAT!
…What I would do to you…
LOL BEENBAGS
You just sing your song Britney. The men are supposed to look at you like that.
Also be sure to purchase “I Kill Babies and Other Songs for Children Who Forget to Put Their Plates Away.”
THE SINGING [...]
Posted in Look at me...I'm so great., Phun With Photos on May 25th, 2007 16 Comments »
Goodbye, Kristi Longlocks.
Hello Gidget. How are you, today?
Fine thank you. See you later, I have to go do something virginal.
Hellooooooo Kristi McFlirtybangs.
‘Sup?
Posted in Phun With Photos, Think McFly Think on Apr 27th, 2007 10 Comments »
Once you get past the excessive make-up, the romantic poet shirts, and the tragically teased hair, you’re left with some of the greatest stories ever told. Let me tell them to you.
Jo from the Facts of Life has been cloned and has formed a band with herself. At the heart of the band [...]
Posted in Choose your own adventure, I'm a mama y'all., Phun With Photos, School House Rock! on Apr 25th, 2007 2 Comments »
Obligatory family photos ahead. Click here if you have better things to do than to look at my fascinating and delightful children.
Oh Charlie…you’re so wacky!
What a poseur.
Don’t be fooled by his stoicism. Will + carrousel ride = screwball hijinks and state trooper intervention.
Sometimes we do school outside.
Sometimes we roll around on top of [...]
Posted in How may I offend you today?, Phun With Photos, Superior Beings on Mar 30th, 2007 14 Comments »
“Uhhh…Rosario, that ostrich was just for show. Stop laughing. You’re totally going to get a stomach ache. And you owe me an ostrich. Who eats a whole live ostrich? Seriously…stop laughing. It’s not funny.”
“Who is this girl and why is my hand up in the air? Gitchee gitchee hands [...]
Posted in Keepin' it Will., Look at me...I'm so great., Phun With Photos on Mar 12th, 2007 20 Comments »
“Harrison residence. Speak.”
“Oh hey, Yvette our real estate agent. Good news?”
“An offer????? At our list price????”
“Let’s celebrate darling. Cheers.”
silence.
“This is awesome! We’ll close in one month and this wine is pretty good for costing less than three dollars.”
“WOOO HOOOO!!!!!! WE GOTS AN OFFER!!!!!!”
gulp gulp gulp
smug disapproval
“I don’t feel so good…”
Posted in Look at me...I'm so great., Phun With Photos, Superior Beings, Think McFly Think on Mar 7th, 2007 12 Comments »
For those of you who don’t know nothing, ANTM is America’s Next Top Model, THE MOST AWESOME SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION EVAH!!!!!!!
Not having tv, I have use my sneaky, covert resources to keep up to date with Tyyyyra and the models. What you don’t know is that I actually auditioned for the [...]
Posted in Phun With Photos, Superior Beings on Mar 5th, 2007 10 Comments »
Jim Henson revealed his new line of muppet couture. Which was really difficult to do, being a corpse and all.
Look at the sad little model trying to keep a straight face. You know she’s gonna go all Jimmy Fallon and lose it any minute.
Skeletor’s Granny was a BIG fan of the Stella McCartney [...]
Posted in Booya, I'm a mama y'all., LeVar's got nuthin' on me, Phun With Photos, When crafts attack on Mar 1st, 2007 5 Comments »
It’s like living in the 19th century, y’all. No internets, no tv, and yesterday my chil’rens were so bad that I couldn’t even let them watch dvds after school.
So what’s a girl to do when living in the 19th century?
Housework.
Granny squares.
Read.
Let Ava dress up as a bunny.
Writing? Not so much. [...]
