Posted in Superior Beings on Apr 3rd, 2007 14 Comments »
Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all.
In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father’s ashes mixed with cocaine.
Oh Keith! You’re such a nut! You wacky junkie! lololololol! So what’s [...]
Posted in How may I offend you today?, Phun With Photos, Superior Beings on Mar 30th, 2007 14 Comments »
“Uhhh…Rosario, that ostrich was just for show. Stop laughing. You’re totally going to get a stomach ache. And you owe me an ostrich. Who eats a whole live ostrich? Seriously…stop laughing. It’s not funny.”
“Who is this girl and why is my hand up in the air? Gitchee gitchee hands [...]
Posted in Look at me...I'm so great., Phun With Photos, Superior Beings, Think McFly Think on Mar 7th, 2007 12 Comments »
For those of you who don’t know nothing, ANTM is America’s Next Top Model, THE MOST AWESOME SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION EVAH!!!!!!!
Not having tv, I have use my sneaky, covert resources to keep up to date with Tyyyyra and the models. What you don’t know is that I actually auditioned for the [...]
Posted in Phun With Photos, Superior Beings on Mar 5th, 2007 10 Comments »
Jim Henson revealed his new line of muppet couture. Which was really difficult to do, being a corpse and all.
Look at the sad little model trying to keep a straight face. You know she’s gonna go all Jimmy Fallon and lose it any minute.
Skeletor’s Granny was a BIG fan of the Stella McCartney [...]
Posted in Movies are my life. Not really., Phun With Photos, Superior Beings on Feb 26th, 2007 15 Comments »
Darn.
But I’ll do my best with what I’ve got.
Leopard print? Check. Shiny, ill-fitting material? Check. Alien-mace for spraying potential psychiatrists? Check. Blank check for my upper Thetan? Check. Ready to go!
Motown Philly’s back again! Doin’ a little east coast fling! Boys II Men going off! [...]
Posted in In which I make enemies, Superior Beings, The emancipation of meme on Feb 22nd, 2007 7 Comments »
It’s time for another invented queme. Quiz + meme. (I change the name of these things everytime I do them…that’s what makes them fun.)
Ten Unexpected Things
This one is different. It’s not ten things you don’t know about me, or ten ways that I’m better than you. This is ten things it [...]
Posted in Superior Beings on Feb 17th, 2007 15 Comments »
Britney done shaved her head. Girlfriend decided she knew better than those suckas at rehab and high-tailed it to the nearest tattoo parlor to get a MASSIVE tattoo on her arm.
I wonder if her mama is starting to regret letting Brit dress up like a naughty school girl when she was sixteen years old?
Posted in Look at me...I'm so great., Showin' some love y'all., Superior Beings, Unadulterated jealousy. on Feb 11th, 2007 9 Comments »
I think the little contest is over on Tuesday. Just looking over the other contestants, I think it’s safe to say that Here in Idaho has the smallest readership. And that’s very cool with me. I like connecting with you guys as much as I can…I don’t know if I could [...]
Posted in Movies are my life. Not really., Phun With Photos, Superior Beings on Feb 7th, 2007 12 Comments »
A vicious motorcycle gang invaded the peaceful village of Crapmovieville today. No one was injured, and the gang members were euthanised. Except William H. Macy.
“Baby look at me. And tell me what you see! You ain’t seen the best of me yet, give me time I’ll make you forget the rest! [...]
Posted in Superior Beings on Feb 4th, 2007 19 Comments »
Dear Diary,
2day is my performance at the game formerly known as the Superbowl. As of 2day it will b called the Sexybowl. Touch if u will my stomach, feel how it trembles inside. Here’s my checklist for this morning:
get facial hair sculpted
play some pick-up basketball
have a bubble bath
put lavender in bubble bath
get [...]
