Posted in Think McFly Think on Jul 7th, 2008 7 Comments »
You know I’m a sucker for ANTM. Also, BNTM, ANTM but the A is for Australia, and Project Runway. Except that I exempt Project Runway for reality tv trashing because Project Runway features genuinely talented people who do fantastical things with scissors and fabric and also candy wrappers. And Project Runway [...]
Posted in Look at me...I'm so great., Think McFly Think on Jun 12th, 2008 6 Comments »
My Yahoo mail account and I have been in an abusive relationship for 10 years now. It started out sweet, as most relationships do. He’d give me cute little emails from long lost high school friends. I’d save the emails and treasure them as if they were handwritten notes on Electric Youth [...]
Posted in Look at me...I'm so great., Think McFly Think on Apr 17th, 2008 8 Comments »
First, I had this idea three days ago. Will said it wasn’t funny enough to post.
Second, I saw THIS first thing this morning. Hmmph.
Third, I have nothing else to say here.
Pope lands in US, vows to fight clergy sex abuse
Plastic bottles could be hurting your babies
Impatient subway riders revolt in Chicago
Armed [...]
Posted in Conversations in my Head, In which I make enemies, Think McFly Think on Apr 9th, 2008 7 Comments »
Here’s what I think about Dancing With the Stars, a show that I’ve never watched but thoroughly judge with harsh and hateful eyes.
Dancing With the Stars, heretoforewith known as Solid Gold With Formerly Famous People (SGWFFP) is kinda crap. And you know it. Yes, even you, the ones who cry over uplifting dances [...]
Posted in Think McFly Think on Feb 9th, 2008 8 Comments »
Here are three quick facts that you didn’t know about me:
1. I was illiterate until about two weeks ago.
2. Around Sandpoint I’m known as ‘Miss Bojangles.’
3. I am a card carrying member of the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences.
And as a card carrying member of the National Academy of Recording [...]
Posted in Think McFly Think on Feb 6th, 2008 9 Comments »
Will let me on a little theory of his a few years ago. White trash, according to him, is not about how poor you are or how you dress or your political persuasions. Being white trash is about how much you’re willing to share the intimate problems of your personal life with strangers. [...]
Posted in Conversations in my Head, Think McFly Think on Feb 2nd, 2008 17 Comments »
HELP MAI ELBOS ARE ESSPLODED
OH NOS MAI WIG IZ ASKEWE
I ARE OVERACKSESSORIZED
IM PROWD OF MY SNOEFLAKES. DONT MAKE FUNS.
I CAN HAS VACANTE STEAR?
BIG EYED MODDEL SEEZ INVIZIBLE MONSTERR. BIG EYED MODDEL KEEPES HER KOOL.
I ARE SERIOUS MODDEL. DONT MAKE ME SLAP YOUS WITHE MAI COLLER.
SKUZE ME CAN U HELP MEE WIT MAI SWETER? [...]
Posted in Think McFly Think on Jan 10th, 2008 22 Comments »
Once again, I find myself baffled at the lingo the kids are bantering about these days. And by ‘kids’ I mean ‘multimillionaire hip hop artists whose songs are at the top of the Billboard Hot Singles Chart. ‘ Hopelessly unhip to the jive as I am, I struggle with understanding the meaning [...]
Posted in Keepin' it Will., Think McFly Think on Dec 13th, 2007 8 Comments »
Me: OH CRAP! WILL, COME HERE!
Him: What?
Me: Look at my banner!
Him: (looks carefully) Oh. Heh.
Me: Please fix it before bed. Please…
Him: Sure.
Posted in Think McFly Think on Dec 6th, 2007 14 Comments »
9th Grade Whore on Maury - Watch more free videos
“If I wanna have thex, it’th none of your buthineth. And if I wanna do drugth, it’th none of your buthineth. And if I wanna have hickeyth all over my body, it’th none of your buthineth.”
“Mom, I’ve had thex with over 80 guyth. [...]
