What do the following phrases have in common?
Daniel Radcliff naked
ninja killed family
carrot top ripped
miss suzy tugboat
wacamole recipe
nancy mckeon
konichiwa cowboy
miss sue from alabama
white trash
idaho boobs
‘i like to pee in…’
bubonic plague
bubonic plague
bubonic plague
bubonic plague
bubonic plague
bubonic plague
baby jesus crib
i’m sick
moose poop malt
doing the furley
obese woman
ebola bleed out
baby mullets
kristi is ugly
daniel radcliff
daniel radcliff
daniel radcliff
daniel radcliff
daniel radcliff
daniel radcliff
miss titty
Have you [...]
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Hole. Eeee. Crap. Have you seen this? This British teacher was working in the Sudan, she allowed her second grade students to vote on a name for their class teddy bear, they elected Muhammed, and the woman is imprisoned and facing deportation. This is after the Sudanese graciously waived her [...]
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…I eat that turkey then I take a nap.
At this time last year I was a-frettin’ over my nemesis, stuffing. No worries, this year, loveys. That’s because the Harrisons are having Thanksgiving with some friends, friends who love to cook, and alls I’ve gots to do is bring some drinks and some [...]
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Posted in Think McFly Think on Oct 28th, 2007 9 Comments »
Dear Youngish Homeless Guy
Date: 2007-09-14, 2:50PM PDT
I saw you at the intersection by the new Taco Bell. I was in a green SUV, you were on your feet with a cardboard sign. I could tell you liked me because you smiled and mouthed ‘God Bless You’ when I pretended not to have any [...]
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Oh America, you silly little toddler of a country. How necessary is it to compile of list of jobs and rank them according to how depressed they make their workers? Seriously? On a scale of one to ten, one being ‘not necessary at all’ and ten being ‘JUMPING JEHOSEPHAT WE BETTER MAKE [...]
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How could a uber-smart girl with a degree in history miss this All-American super dooper extravaganza holiday? Dust off your racist Americana knick-knacks, gorge yourself on some old-fashioned apple pie, throw it all up again so you can stay thin, and celebrate COLUMBIA DAY!
Great Facts About Christopher Columbia!
Christopher Columbus was the love-child of Isabella [...]
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That’s the way you do it.
You play the guitar on the MTV.
If I could play the guitar on the MTV I wouldn’t be sitting behind my laptop making fun of people who are a kajillion times richer than me. Then again, if I could play the guitar on the MTV, I’d be living in [...]
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I’m a sucker for the trash news as much as the next girl, but COME ON.
1. Vladimir Putin dissolved the Russian government on Wednesday. Dissolved. The Government. According to the UK Independent:
President Vladimir Putin has dissolved the Russian government on the request of the prime minister, the [...]
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Posted in Think McFly Think on Sep 15th, 2007 5 Comments »
But Tyra said it so much better.
Britney’s not crying because she’s embarrassed or disappointed in herself. She just noticed how much better Tyra’s weave looks.
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What’s hotter than a Mr. Gadget ensemble on an emo prettyboy?
A red cumberbun.
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