Posted in Unfunny on Sep 9th, 2007 18 Comments »
…to discuss something completely different.
Earlier this summer I took the children to a play hosted by our local library. It was a mystery play, featuring a murder and a contest to discover whodunnit. Charlie guessed correctly and his name was drawn for the grand prize…a night at the lodge on Schweitzer mountain.
So Thursday [...]
Posted in LeftRightWrong, Unfunny on Aug 28th, 2007 5 Comments »
What’s even scarier than a beauty queen who can’t articulate a complete sentence? This is. And it’s probably the best explanation for my libertarian leanings. Good luck sleeping easy tonight.
Posted in Unfunny on Aug 24th, 2007 4 Comments »
Perez Hilton is a little bit of a bastard. BUT he always has the scoop…and he says Fidel Castro is dead. Do what you will with this information, I’m setting my sights on my new favorite despot, Venezuelan President for Life Hugo Chavez. Here’s my first official welcoming letter to the new [...]
Posted in Showin' some love y'all., Unfunny on Jul 26th, 2007 30 Comments »
Beck wrote a great post on Christianity and the arts. At the heart of her post is the assertion that just because it’s Christian, doesn’t mean it’s good. Ahem, The Left Behind series. Which brings me back to this post I did a while back. Remember? The one where I FREAK [...]
Posted in I'm a mama y'all., Keepin' it Will., Unfunny on Jul 20th, 2007 10 Comments »
…it makes ze vorld go round…
Thirty imaginary high-fives to the identifier of those lyrics.
The key to a successful marriage is this: don’t let me do the budget. I have a fundamental defeciency in my brains when it comes to money. Yes, I can make sacrifices. Because sacrifices means I don’t [...]
Posted in Choose your own adventure, How may I offend you today?, In which I make enemies, Unfunny on Jun 25th, 2007 49 Comments »
If you are atheist, agnostic, voo-doo believing, heathen or a worshipper of Zeus, click here.
If you come from the traditional Christian faith and are 100% sure everything you believe is 100% true and you never have and never will doubt anything ever and don’t ever question me because I know I’m right and you’ll go [...]
Posted in I'm a mama y'all., Unfunny on Jun 20th, 2007 22 Comments »
Here’s how we roll in our house:
Little boy: Can I get on the computer or play X-Box?
Me: OH NO YOU DI-INT JUST ASK ME TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES AGAIN! It’s summertime, FOOL! Go play!
Little boy: blah blah blah I’m bored blah blah blah
Me: BOOOOOYYYYYY… YOU BETTER [...]
Posted in Unfunny on Jun 12th, 2007 3 Comments »
This is why you won’t see any family gossip or sexytime stories here.
So we *think* we’re coming to Texas. Here’s why:
A few weeks ago we were invited to a friend’s house. Actually, Will asked if he could go over to use their advanced computer technology but that’s neither here nor there. [...]
Posted in Look at me...I'm so great., Think McFly Think, Unfunny on May 24th, 2007 18 Comments »
I’ll preface this post by telling you, the reader, that I’ve become *impetuous* lately. Like I get excited about an idea and I totally go crazy for a few days. I’m well aware of the problem, which is why I’m listing for you the most recent manifestations of my obsessive personality…
quilting
writing
thinking I should [...]
Posted in Movies are my life. Not really., Unfunny on May 22nd, 2007 29 Comments »
Everyone’s mutual love for Mr. Jimmy Stewart has prompted this question:
What present day actor, in your opinion, is as versatile and likable as some of the stars from old Hollywood? In other words, who could, hypothetically speaking, hold their own next to a Spencer Tracy or Cary Grant?
Here are my nominations:
Ok, [...]
